We have an open audition policy at Moulton Theatre.

Cash on Delivery
Directed by Richard Varley

Performance dates – 13-18 May 2019

Auditions: Wednesday 7th November at 7.30 at the Theatre
Scripts are available to borrow from the director. Please see, either on a Saturday coffee morning or, contact at, or on 07919 533933

Michael Cooney’s riotous farce has all the ingredients for rib-tickling hilarity and offers a colourful selection of character roles. Eric Swan (aided by his Uncle George and unbeknown to his wife, Linda) has pocketed thousands of pounds through fraudulent DSS claims. When Norman Bassett (the lodger) opens the door to Mr Jenkins, the DSS Inspector, deceptive mayhem follows – as do the undertaker, bereavement counsellor, psychiatrist, Norman’s fiancée, a corpse, the ominous Ms Cowper and a rather rebellious washing machine!


Eric Swan
Nervous, would be con-man, nice guy who gets caught up in his own scheme.

Linda Swan
Eric’s wife, gentle, loving and totally unaware of what’s going on.

Norman McDonald
Bright, quick-witted, game for anything.

Mr. Jenkins
Starchy, his social work is his life, less intelligent than he thinks he is.

Uncle George
Eric’s uncle and partner in crime, congenial but devious.

Sally Chessington
Very straight forward and naïve, new and dedicated to her job.

Dr. Chapman (male or female)
Marriage counsellor, reads dysfunction into everything.

Mr. Forbright
Very officious and thinks he’s in charge; the undertaker.

Ms. Cowper
A severe D.S.S. inspector, very stiff and military about her job.

Brenda Dixon
Norman’s fiancée, sweet and naïve, worried about Norman.